Dear academia, While sifting through Dr. Novak’s belongings after his… well, what was it exactly? Suicide? Internment at the Royal State Psychiatric Hospital? An arrest? Let’s just call it a sad and unfortunate ordeal. In any case, tucked away in his desk, behind a signed copy of Dr. Pokorny’s The Hidden Persona, we discovered a peculiar puzzle book. The book is a patchwork of torn pages, cryptic notes, unsettling sketches, mazes, and a series of bizarre tests and questionnaires—typed up on his typewriter (or perhaps he forced Mrs. Ruzicka to type it all up). Strangely enough, it seems Dr. Novak was attempting to create his own unique psychological tool to evaluate patients. Or rather, a twisted, deranged version of one. We all remember his dark descent into delirium. To further investigate this unsettling matter, we have chosen to share his disturbing creation with you. Perhaps you can make sense of it. Dr. Novak seemed to believe this book functioned as some sort of psychological test for his patients, but the truth remains unclear. In the name of science and the ongoing research into mental illness and dementia, we present this book to you unaltered. However, to protect the innocent, we urge you to proceed with caution. We are still unsure of the effects a book like this might have on the general population… or on a mind like yours.